Mabel told me this joke over dinner last night. She learned it at school and she told it really well. So I just got her to repeat it to me. Enjoy!
Lemonade
The duck paddled over to the lemonade stand that day and he says,
"Heyyy buddy, got anyyyyyyy...grapes?"
And the lemonade guy says, "We don't have any grapes, we have lemonade."
And the duck paddled away, but he came paddling back the very next day, and he said...
"Hey duuude, got annnnyyyy grapes?"
And the lemonade guy said, "No, we don't have grapes, this is a lemonade stand."
And the duck paddled away, but he came right back the very next day.
"Heeeeeyyyyyy man, got anyyyyy grapes?"
And the lemonade guy said, "This is a lemonade stand, we don't have grapes and if you ask again I'm going to glue you to a tree and leave you there forever!" And the duck paddled away, but he came paddling back the very next day.
"Heeyyyyy duuude, I've got two questions for you. Got anyyyyyy glue?"
And the lemonade man said, "No! This is a lemonade stand!!!"
And the duck said, "Well then my second question is...got annyyyyy grapes?"
*Editor's note: At the second telling, Mabel made it 'three' questions and the second question was, "Got any boogery noses?" But the staff here at MDS didn't feel you needed to know that.
Lemonade
The duck paddled over to the lemonade stand that day and he says,
"Heyyy buddy, got anyyyyyyy...grapes?"
And the lemonade guy says, "We don't have any grapes, we have lemonade."
And the duck paddled away, but he came paddling back the very next day, and he said...
"Hey duuude, got annnnyyyy grapes?"
And the lemonade guy said, "No, we don't have grapes, this is a lemonade stand."
And the duck paddled away, but he came right back the very next day.
"Heeeeeyyyyyy man, got anyyyyy grapes?"
And the lemonade guy said, "This is a lemonade stand, we don't have grapes and if you ask again I'm going to glue you to a tree and leave you there forever!" And the duck paddled away, but he came paddling back the very next day.
"Heeyyyyy duuude, I've got two questions for you. Got anyyyyyy glue?"
And the lemonade man said, "No! This is a lemonade stand!!!"
And the duck said, "Well then my second question is...got annyyyyy grapes?"
*Editor's note: At the second telling, Mabel made it 'three' questions and the second question was, "Got any boogery noses?" But the staff here at MDS didn't feel you needed to know that.
