Mabel: Mommy, could you leave the bathroom please?
Me: Yes, why?
Mabel: I need privacy.
Me: Are you okay?
Mabel: Yeah, I'm okay. Thanks for asking.
I leave and go down the hall to the bedroom.
Mabel follows about ten minutes after.
Me: All done?
Mabel: Yes. I poo-ed. Did you hear me?
Me: Nope.
Mabel: Mommy, this is what I've learned. Poo comes without making a sound. It comes out, then it slips into the water.
Me: Huh.
Mabel: Unless there's a fart. (Deep sigh) Well, that's all I know. I guess I should be heading back to the bathroom. I left my pants there, so. I'll be right back okay. Are you going to be okay?
Me: I'll be okay.
Mabel: Okay, you're welcome for asking.
Me: Yes, why?
Mabel: I need privacy.
Me: Are you okay?
Mabel: Yeah, I'm okay. Thanks for asking.
I leave and go down the hall to the bedroom.
Mabel follows about ten minutes after.
Me: All done?
Mabel: Yes. I poo-ed. Did you hear me?
Me: Nope.
Mabel: Mommy, this is what I've learned. Poo comes without making a sound. It comes out, then it slips into the water.
Me: Huh.
Mabel: Unless there's a fart. (Deep sigh) Well, that's all I know. I guess I should be heading back to the bathroom. I left my pants there, so. I'll be right back okay. Are you going to be okay?
Me: I'll be okay.
Mabel: Okay, you're welcome for asking.
I cannot reiterate enough how much I love the two of you.
ReplyDeleteLISA. She is the funniest kid... of everything!
ReplyDeleteI love these scenes between you and her, everything she says is just perfect
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